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https://www.tiktok.com/@catalystl/video/7088424343176269058?is_copy_url=1&is_fro...

THIS IS TRULY ONE OF THE GAMES OF ALL TIMES

Catalyst gave me a little "talk" so I now think it's the TRULY ONE OF THE BEST GAMES OF ALL TIMES! (NO CAP NO CAP)


TOP TEN REASON THIS GAME IS TRULY ONE OF THE GAMES

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TOP TENREASONS THIS GAME IS TRULY
ONE OFTHEGAMES
  1. TRIANGLE 
  2. TRIANGLE
  3. TRIANGLE
  4. TRIANGLE
  5. X
  6. TRIANGLE
  7. TRIA

WHOOPS WRONG LIST

  1. YOU CAN MOVE IN THIS GAME!!!!! (INSANE!!!!)
  2. YOU CAN DIVE AND HIT YOUR HEAD (99% chance to get brain damage!!!!!)
  3. YOU CAN DIE IN THIS GAME (REASLTIC DEATH 17+ ONLY)
  4. THERE ARE GUNS O-O 
  5. YOU CAN EXPLORE THE LAME AMAZING WORLD OF MILKMAN. IT'S TRULY ONE OF THE WORLDS OF ALL TIME.
  6. YOU CAN KILL CIVILIANS (I LOVE DOING THAT)
  7. SUPER REALSTIC BLOOD (BECAUSE PEOPLE DIE)
  8. AND MY FAVOURITE BAND WAS AT THE END (THEY PLAY EPIC MUSIC)
  9. "like, milk is expired" - idkthen
  10. CAN I VOICE YOUR NEXT GAME!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  11. SO THIS IS WHY MILKMAN IS TRULY ONE OF THE GAMES OF ALL TIMES.
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdio.j>
#include <stdbool.h>
static int cry(void);
extern bool catalyst_release_family;
int main (void)
{
    printf("Milk man is truly on of the games of all time");
    if(catalyst_release_family == true)
    {
        printf("YAY MY FAMILY IS SAFE");
    }
    else
    {
        while(true)
        {
            cry();
        }
    }
    return 0;
        
}
static int cry(void)
{
    return tears;
}

Can you let my family go now Catalystl?

you can get a spec with ger

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TRULY ONE OF THE BEST REVIEWS OF ALL TIMES!

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THIS GAME IS STUPID 

Im running out of space
Top Ten Reason this game is stupid1. Camera is mean to me2.The creator is cringe
3. I can probably program this in 3 seconds4. Shitty prequel5.

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Fucking amaizng game. Dude i enjoyed playing these with my 4 children at my house. WE played all ay! my favorite part is when you could exploed the boom! they really goes boom... anyway i could recomend to any familie who has trouble wit their kids runnig around the house all the time it can calm them down. Very aweomse game man! So basically i was and bro i siked out, get? it ? Because i poopied! 

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Shit!

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Milk kids!

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uh no? + owned